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[6 Feb 2018 | No Comment | ]

AP CS Poems, Fall 2017!

Period 2

Coding can be hard
So make that int a double
To avoid Trouble
Go to G-H-S
We are better than the rest
Code to relieve stress

Programing is like a cool breeze
It blows in your face
Until your brain freezes

Java C++
Languages of the future
Everyone should learn

You could code a game
You could even save the world
It’s all up to you

When writing short code
It’s best not to think about
How to finish it

Period 4

Coding is the best
It is a combination
Of cool math and art
I think something’s wrong
But I didn’t make mistakes
Broken computer
Oh wait, never …

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[6 May 2016 | No Comment | ]

2015-16 AP CS Jokes!
Q. How did the object pay its bills?
A. With its inheritance!
Q. Why did the programmer go to have a meeting with his boss?
A. He wanted arrays.
Q. what did the computer say on Halloween?
A. BOOlean!
There are only 10 types of people who understand this: those who do and those who do not.
Q. Why can’t exceptions play basketball?
A. Because they always throw it out of bounds!
-Knock knock!
-Who’s there?
-Array.
-Array who?
-Array-nbow!
APCS homework can be tricky; it always comes with Strings attached.
Q. Why did the computer scientist get caught breaking into the …

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[1 Feb 2016 | No Comment | ]

Programming Poems from AP CS, Dec 2015  Quiz!
Most are Haiku’s!
Programming is fun
But sometimes it can be hard
Mostly I like it
Help me Mr. Berg
Tell me what a while loop does
Oops, that’s infinite
Oh, the projects we do are frightful
But Gabe and Mr. B are so delightful
And since our programs won’t go
Let us code, let us code, let us code
Public Class Haiku
System dot out dot print ln()
Sixty two errors
CS is so cool
Squids are the best animal
So hyped for Star Wars
I can write java
Sometimes it is confusing
Refrigerator
I love programming
Programming is so much fun
Let’s all …

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[8 Oct 2014 | No Comment | ]

Some of the Excellent Extra Verses from Fall 2014 AP CS’s Project 1: Song to enjoy…  (note: these were fairly randomly selected while Mr. Bergquist was grading)
Coding is just a big social commentary
// is a sign you’ve been visited by the comment fairy
Reducing redundancy and repetition
Means more methods and perception
Codes can do many amazing things
Beyond than just what you can think
Put a class in a room,
Call that classroom.
Throwing a pass while learning code,
Call that passcode.
My keys landed on the board,
Call that keyboard.
Played fantasy football last night
But my boolean decisions weren’t a …

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[23 Apr 2013 | One Comment | ]

2013-14 APCS Jokes:
Q: Why was the programmer mad when his friend gave him a t-shirt?
Because the programmer lent his friend a hat; He made an error and returned the wrong object!
An APCS student was doing work with loops, trying to count the number of unique values in an int array. She consistently got the correct value but had errors with every other part of the problem. When asked why, she replied, “I only get sum of it!”
An apple a day keeps the coder at bay
Q How many programmers does it …

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[18 Jan 2011 | No Comment | ]

Ms. Martin has experience!

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[6 Jan 2011 | No Comment | ]