More Puns & Jokes from AP CS…

posted by: Mr. Bergquist 6 May 2016 No Comment

2015-16 AP CS Jokes!

Q. How did the object pay its bills?
A. With its inheritance!

Q. Why did the programmer go to have a meeting with his boss?
A. He wanted arrays.

Q. what did the computer say on Halloween?
A. BOOlean!

There are only 10 types of people who understand this: those who do and those who do not.

Q. Why can’t exceptions play basketball?
A. Because they always throw it out of bounds!

-Knock knock!
-Who’s there?
-Array.
-Array who?
-Array-nbow!

APCS homework can be tricky; it always comes with Strings attached.

Q. Why did the computer scientist get caught breaking into the bank?
A. His method was public.

Q. what did the programmer get to help with his oddly shaped injured leg?
A. A curly brace

Q. What do APCS and jewelry class have in common?
A. You have to use strings, objects and loops to create your projects.

Q. What did the student who didn’t get their Car.java and Student.java classes signed off say?
A. OOPs!

Q. What’s a programmer’s favorite source of light?
A. Array of sunshine

Two students are studying for their marine bio final. One, knowing that Stever had only put a small section about manta rays on the test, had only studied the name of a single species. His friend looked over and said, “whoa, why didn’t you memorize the whole list of species?”

The first student shrugged and said, “why study arraylist when array takes up less memory?”

-Knock knock.
-Who’s there?
-Panther.
-Panther who?
-Panther no panth, I’m coding in java!

 

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