Puns & Jokes from AP CS…

posted by: Mr. Bergquist 23 April 2013 One Comment

2013-14 APCS Jokes:

Q: Why was the programmer mad when his friend gave him a t-shirt?

Because the programmer lent his friend a hat; He made an error and returned the wrong object!

An APCS student was doing work with loops, trying to count the number of unique values in an int array. She consistently got the correct value but had errors with every other part of the problem. When asked why, she replied, “I only get sum of it!”

An apple a day keeps the coder at bay

Q How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, that’s a hardware problem.

Q:What’s Dr.Freezes favorite weapon?

A: The Freeze-Array

A boy leaves his home method, to the sadness of his family

“Don’t worry, I’ll return soon.”

Why couldn’t the sniper initialize his mission?

‘Cause he forgot his scope.

Why is a programmer’s windshield always so dirty?

He’s always debugging.

Q:Why was the array a boring person?

Because he was one dimensional!

What did the computer scientist say when asked for a double latte?

Type mismatch.

Why do java programmers wear glasses ?

Because they don’t C#

 

2012-13 Class

Why did the programmer lose his March Madness pool?
-  He forgot his bracket.

What did one angry coder say to the other?
-  Byte me!

A lawyer tried to bribe the judge and got thrown an IllegalArgumentException();

What is a werewolf programmer’s favorite Java program?
-  Eclipse.

I can’t jGrasp all of these complex concepts!

I wrote a program to calculate where all the light from the sun goes. It used an A-ray-List.

What did the coder/librarian never have trouble with?
-  Returns.

What do you call a good joke about computer science?
-  Trick question, there are none.

What do you give a tired programmer?
-  Java.

Return count: how many object oriented programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
-  3. One to name it, one to initialize it and one to actually change it.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
-  None; that’s a hardware problem.

What Class does Mr. Bergquist run?
-  The ApCs class!

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, ‘can I join you?’

[“hip”,”hip”] (That’s a hip hip array!)

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you may have to support it for the rest of your life.

I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn’t the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told him not to worry about it – that as a programmer it wasn’t the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

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