I’m kinda partial to Java puns in these rappin’ lines
They all are great, nobody got any fines

And now a few of your custom verses:

I can’t rap or do good beats
But I do know how to do method repeats

String error, and your Java’s to blame
Modulo your redundancies and not a lot’ll remain

My rap is crazy, just ask Sigmund Freud
You can’t outdo me, cause your static is void

I got full credit on external correctness
Hey playa check this, my code eats yours for breakfast

Operation complete, no error messages
Writing code elegantly is one of my fetishes

Follow my commands, don’t stumble, ’cause my code is coercive
Assign a variable as “double”, is that what you call recursive?

It flows so slow I have time to println it
But the honeys want more so I make the loop infinite

Mr. Berquist’s our man for this science
So lets use extra credit to seal this alliance

I don’t mean to gloat
but my variable is a float

I’ve never had problems with arguments
Your comments tell me about your insolence
I totally always will get an A+
I code in my sleep, at school, on the bus

Hello world, now I’m back in the game
I’m catching all the FLAC, but y’all fellas are just LAME

I’m the syntax master, so don’t even try to front on me
Don’t slash back, or you’ll get burns all in the third degree

You can’t keep up? I’ll compile it down
My code is a circus, and you’re just the clown

I am not worried about my coder etiquette
Cause Mr. Bergquist is gonna call it perfect

I’m the coolest cat in AP Comp Sci
That’s a fact you can’t deny
These lines are nested six layers deep
I’m just so ready to take the next leap… Into computer science!!

Now it’s time I get to add my own rhyme
I enjoy this class and I think I will do fine
I always party like its nineteen ninety nine
Because when the millennia hits my code is fine

I use static methods to repeat the chorus
Et cetera, et cetera, Stegosaurus

Computer Science is so cool
It is my favorite class in school

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, and his horse Concorde

My public class got way more class
And when my method’s here, yours will never last

System, out, println on high
I code all day just so I can get by

With a mouse in my hand and a keyboard too
There ain’t no limit to the code I’ll do

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH THIS IS A VERSE
BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH IT COULD BE WORSE

… and lastly
If you haven’t be listening, allow me to recap
You can’t touch my CS skills! And that’s a rap!

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