Rockin’ coder raps

posted by: Ms. Martin 15 March 2010 One Comment

Nice work on the classes, arrays and ArrayList quiz!  I loved reading the extra credit, as usual!

The rockin’ coder loves Java
His codes are hotter than lava
He writes code faster than the speed of light
When it compiles the whole world is in flight

The gangsta coder makes his way
Writing lines of code to save the day.
He compiles often and knows to debug;
this rockin’ coder’s a computer thug!

I’m from 8 mile
Where only the hardest compile
We always do it in style
Because we ain’t had cast for a while
Don’t hit me on the nextel chirp
I will not have a conversation about work

I like writing code, I’m into it
My bars are like the loops I write, they’re infinite

This rockin’ coder we really need
We need the class names and the typin’ speed
We need no errors and code that runs
The rockin’ coder will keep it fun

This coder codes so fast
Who used to code slow inside his past
He coded millions of lines
In a short amount of time
Because he recognizes java signs
While enjoying eating a lime

I been codin’ like a boss;
no need to throw and toss;
like some butter on a skillet;
man, I ain’t nuttin to deal wit

The rockin’ coder is my name,
Initialized variables are my game
All of my code is clean and tidy
Bracketed, commented, the sign of the mighty.
Every compiler wants me to take ‘em for a raide
Just watch what happens when my fingers fly!

I write me some code an’ it’s all right
I know it keeps you up ’till late at night
Keep all your keystrokes in my array
Schools be usin’ Linux at the end of the day
I don’t import much, just the classes I need
You want my advice, you best follow my lead
You can challenge me if you’d like a dare
But nothin’ you code could even compare

We be codin’
java, our rhymes are hotter
than lava.
I be gettin’ hella calls
with hella job offas

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